About

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?


Our mission is to make you laugh. We draw tits as a way of poking fun of toxic masculinity and taboos around women's nipples. We draw dicks because they're hilarious when floppy (and angry when erect). Born out of despising office job culture and mental health struggles, we've built crudelydrawn as a celebration of silly and an ally of the under represented.

We focus on sustainability - all of our products are made to order to minimise waste and the majority are vegan. We never ship using plastic, and everything's printed in the UK by a (fairly paid) fulfilment team.

We are huge advocates for body positivity and try to represent as many shapes and sizes as we can in our apparel. Don't see your size listed? Get in touch and we'll see what we can do.

 

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

We're a husband and wife (and cat) team who think we are very funny.

 

 

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

We run our little business from sunny Croydon.

 

33 Upland Road, South Croydon, CR26RE